Showing posts with label writer's block. Show all posts
Showing posts with label writer's block. Show all posts

Monday, July 25, 2011

Four Websites to Break the Tension of Writer's Block

Oh, good Lord. It's another blog post in the form of a list. Lord Xenu help us all.

Eternal penImage via WikipediaIn case it hasn't made itself obvious by now, I can't think of a single thing to write lately. Isn't that just the most irritating feeling in the universe? Staring at that blinking cursor...chewing on your pen until you can taste ink...it's just infuriating. So, what's a writer to do?

Why, compose a blog post about writer's block, of course!

Or you could just whine to everyone you see regardless of whether or not they care. That's normally the route I choose, but it never really does much good. I've found that visiting the following websites can be a tremendous help, even if it's just to have a good and slightly inspirational laugh.


  1. Language is a Virus - While most people have heard of this one, but I can never keep from mentioning it. The poetry generator always proves to be nothing short of hilarious. If anything, it will stop you from being so uptight about the fact that the stupid poem you've been working on for the past week just refuses to budge past the first quatrain. Sometimes just relaxing a bit can make all of the difference, after all. The site also offers quite a few inspirational articles, not to mention writing prompts that can force you out of your comfort zone. I've used a few in the past to compose some of my favorite of the poems I've written...you know...the ones addressed to the reader that most people find a bit creepy.
  2. WeHeartIt.com - I love visual inspiration. If it strikes just the right chords, a picture really can be worth a thousand words, maybe even more. It doesn't work for everybody, however, as no two people write (or get inspired) in the same way. If you're one of those people who could just go to town on a manuscript after seeing a picture of a mountain or a beautiful work of art, this website is most certainly for you. 
  3. Seventh Sanctum - Seventh Sanctum, much like Language is a Virus, is another well known website that's great for playing around and having a good laugh. While some of their generators prove to be more amusing that anything, I would definitely be lying if I said that it hasn't helped me to compose some serious works. You'd really be surprised at what a silly sounding randomly generated collection of words can stir up inside of you. In my opinion, such websites do a wonderful job of proving that inspiration will come to you if you could only allow yourself to forget that you were looking for it in the first place.
  4. Random Book Title Generator - I'm just going to be completely honest with you here and say that this generator is only on the list because it's one of the funniest things I've come across on the Internet. I can't really say much else about it...you'll just have to see for yourself. As is the case with Seventh Sanctum, you never know when it will actually inspire you. For the most part, however, it's just a wonderful way to make yourself laugh when you've probably done nothing but bang your head against your computer screen for the preceding week.
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Saturday, July 23, 2011

Of Cakes and Filling

There truly is nothing worse than that awful fuzzy feeling that clouds your mind while you stare thoughtlessly at a blinking cursor. Most of the time I choose a quick workout to end writer's block, but today I'm going with cookies.

I want them, and that's just fine.

I would also slaughter an entire village of pygmies for a whoopie pie right about now. I just learned they existed about a month ago, and they're all I can think about.

There is no way on planet Earth that I'm the only person who has sat down to write only to find themselves thinking of nothing but tiny cakes split down the middle like an English muffin and filled with cream. The odd thing is that I'm certain that, were I to try a whoopie pie, I wouldn't like it. They sort of remind me of those Oreo Cakesters that came out a while ago. While I liked them, they weren't exactly something I could finish. One bite just seemed to be enough. I never finished one. It was strange.

So, what am I to do in the face of that blinking cursor when there's nothing but whoopie pies buzzing around in my brain?

I'll tell you what I'm to do.

O, chocolate cake!
Is filling necessary?
Desserts consume me.

I'm going to write a terrible haiku about baked goods. That's what I'm going to do.

Good God. This is an all time low for me.